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12 Nights of Halloween

to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
 
On the first night of Halloween,
a vampire gave to me:
a thirst for blood & immortality.
 
On the seond night of Halloween,
a vampire gave to me:
2 puncture wounds, and a thirst for blood & immortality.
 
On the third night of Halloween,
a vampire gave to me:
3 Frenchmen's heads (un, deux, trois!),
2 puncture wounds, and a thirst for blood & immortality.
 
On the fourth night of Halloween,
A vampire gave to me:
Four oozing sores (Ah, Aah, Aaah, Aaaah!!!)
3 Frenchmen's heads (un, deux, trois!),
2 puncture wounds, and a thirst for blood & immortality.
 
On the Fifth night of Halloween,
a vampire gave to me:
Maggots... In... My... Eyes!!! (Maggots! In my eyes!!! Aaaah!!! Aaaah!!!)