Adventurers Club All Purpose Anthem

Marching along we're adventurers
Singing the song of adventurers
Up or down
North, south, east, or west,
An Adventurer's life is best.

(Spoken) Adventurers Roll-call - tell us your tales!

We've been chased by angry dingoes
Took a bath with pink flamingos

Eaten passion fruit in East Beirut
We shot down with our guns

In the Grenadines we rested
In the Philippines were bested
By a flummox in our stomachs
which soon had us on the runs

I went hunting in Tijuana
Where I bagged a wild iguana
I hopped a train in old Bahrain
Purely for the fun

Then I got into hot water
Had to wed the Chieftain's daughter
But we traded her for beaver fur
And a poison blow dart gun!

(puff)

We hunted tigers in Tunisia
Counted Geigers in magnesia
Got shot in spots by Hottentots
Drank dandelion gin

Got nibbled in Botswana
Turned to kibble by piranha
Caught malaria in Bulgaria
By Jove! What a week it's been!

(spoken) Adventurers, sing!

Marching along we're adventurers
Singing the song of adventurers
Up or down
North, south, east, or west,
An Adventurer's life is best.