Toast

Heywood Banks

All around the country and coast to coast,
People always say "What do you like most?"
I don't want to brag. I don't want to boast.
I always tell 'em I like toast.
YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!

I get up in the morning about 6 A.M.,
Have a little jelly, have a little jam,
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot,
Push down the lever and the wires get hot-
I get toast.
YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection.
There's a dial on the side and you make your selection.
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon press down again. Make toast
YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!

When the first caveman drove in from the dregs,
He didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs.
Must have been a genius, got it in his head.
Plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread, make toast.
YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!

Oh, oui, oui, Monsieur, bon jour croquette,
Uh huh croissant, Chevy Corvette.
Maurice Chevalier, Eiffel tower,
Oh oui Marie, baguette bon soir.
FRENCH TOAST!
FRENCH TOAST!